HI HO SILVER!!!

Lone Ranger  and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their  tent all set up, both men fell sound  asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?'

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I  see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone  Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells  me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the  morning... Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'

"You dumber than buffalo poop. It means someone stole tent".